If i come over, it means nothing
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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