a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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