yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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