is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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