Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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