I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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