Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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