So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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