what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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