Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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