I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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