Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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