i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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