Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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