talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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