who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A+ Viking dick
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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