just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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