the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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