Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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