he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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