Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
