how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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