do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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