Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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