Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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