At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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