There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Randomize
