I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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