Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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