so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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