Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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