margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
