why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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