i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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