Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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