At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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