ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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