check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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