Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have aggressive nipples.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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