So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
