why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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