yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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