Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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