there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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