Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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