too bad you live with your parents still
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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