whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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