What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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