i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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