You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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