I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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