I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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