mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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