Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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