I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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