i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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