can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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